Violence jokes
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.