Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Violence Jokes
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
