Violence jokes
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Memes
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!