Violence jokes

Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!

John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

Violence breeds violence, nothing else.

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.

Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"

So I threw my dictionary at her.

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.

How many thots have I bullied?

Three. The rest are dead.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.