What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
Bullets.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
