Violence jokes
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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Kindly yeet someone!
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"