My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Alright listen up, chucklenuts! Your friend makes a "the only food that makes you cry is an onion" type of joke, which is kinda true, but you are too dumb to come up with a good answer. So, instead, you hurl a whole ass coconut at him. That's like using a sledgehammer to crack a nut, which, knowing you, is probably how you eat your food anyway.