Violence jokes

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.

"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

Kindly yeet someone!

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.