Violence jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"
A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"
The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
My dad hits me :(
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
X is for X-treme shooting!
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Guns control.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...