"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Violence Jokes
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
DONE🔫
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
