Violence jokes
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Memes
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
How did the gay man die? Homicide.