Violence jokes
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
DONE🔫
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.