Violence jokes
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
Best meme here
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.