Violence jokes
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Kindly yeet someone!
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Memes
X is for X-treme shooting!
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A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)