Violence jokes
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
the face of a murderer
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
DONE🔫
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)