Musician jokes
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.