What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There's 20 of them!
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔
What did michael jackson say to the kid on his lap? Just beat it, just beat it
When I grow up I wanna be like lil peep...
Dead
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
