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Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?

No seriously, what is it?

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.

what did they do with michael jackson when he died

he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.