Musician jokes
What do Humpty Dumpty and Ace from KISS have in common?
They both had a great fall.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Prince, are you there?
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."