Musician

Musician Jokes

Punishment

What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?

She rearranged all the furniture.

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  • Emo

    What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

    The Final Cut.

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  • Michael Jackson

    During a phone call:

    "Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

    "Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

    Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

    Hospital

    What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?

    No seriously, what is it?

    Chris Hansen

    Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.

    Mess

    Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

    Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

    Michael Jackson

    What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

    He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.

    Math

    What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

    Celebrity

    Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.