Musician jokes
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
What do Humpty Dumpty and Ace from KISS have in common?
They both had a great fall.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good? Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.