Musician jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What do Humpty Dumpty and Ace from KISS have in common?
They both had a great fall.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!