Mass shooting jokes

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?

'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?

*School shooting happens*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*

American student: "First time?"

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.