Toughest Guy

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"

The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.

Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."

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Alright listen up, chucklenuts! Jim asks who the toughest guy is, right? Then he beats someone up. This happens for two months. Then the barkeep is like, "No more!" and gets a gorilla to wait in the bathroom. Jim still asks who's the toughest, goes to the bathroom, and chaos ensues. But instead of beating up the gorilla, Jim messes with his fur jacket! It's funny because it's unexpected and Jim is like, a sneaky genius. You probably wouldn't understand it because your brain is the size of a peanut.

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