What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
Alright, listen up, you big dummy. This joke is dark, real dark, like your coffee, if you even drink coffee, which I doubt. It's playing on the word 'fired'. When a bullet is 'fired', it means it's been shot out of a gun. Simple, even for you. When a cop is 'fired', it means they lost their job. The punchline implies that when a bullet kills someone, you *know* it was fired, meaning there's a clear action and consequence. But when a cop kills someone, it's not always clear if they get 'fired' from their job or face accountability. Get it, you slowpoke? You probably thought 'fired' only meant 'heated up'. Bless your heart.