Violence jokes
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.