Violence jokes
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
God bless the shooting that happened.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.