Violence jokes
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
I wanna fight Gwen!
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
God bless the shooting that happened.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*