Violence jokes
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
I was at my boyfriend's house, and I thought he was cheating on me. He was on the phone with somebody, and he said he'd be over there soon. So I asked him if I could see his phone. He said no, and then we fought about it until I saw his gun, and because I thought he was lying to me, I shot him, went through his phone, and his friend was still on the phone.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.