Violence jokes
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.