I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about wordplay, get it? The dude thought giving the musician actual hits would make him feel better, but "hits" also means successful songs. I bet you thought it was legit, didn't you? You probably think Nickelback is good music.