Violence jokes
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.