Violence jokes
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so I put her in the oven.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.
Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.