Violence jokes

Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

DONE🔫

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"

"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"

Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.

How do you get 50 babies into a car?

You blend them.

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.

A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.