Violence

Violence jokes

Shooting

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

School

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

Mom

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

School shooting

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

Shooter

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

School Shooter

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

Rope

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

Creator

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

Bruise

One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

Orphan

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

Way

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

Orphanage

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Homicide

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

Dad

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.