Violence jokes
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.
I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.