Violence jokes
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
Best meme here
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."