Violence jokes
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.