My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
Violence Jokes
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Kindly yeet someone!
