North Tower Jokes

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.