North Tower jokes
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.