North Tower

North Tower Jokes

Tower

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

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  • Fall

    What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

    Tower

    When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

    Tower

    Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

    Because he didn't want plane.

    Tower

    Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

    Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

    Tower

    The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

    They were plane as usual.

    Tower

    Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

    North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

    Tower

    What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

    9/11 joke.