North Tower jokes
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."