Catastrophic Punchline

Listen up, buttercup! You're clearly not getting this, which is okay, because you probably eat crayons. The joke uses the word 'punch,' like the drink you forget to spike at parties. But the answer, 'A Sandy Hook,' sounds like 'punch' (specifically, a *terrible* punchline) and refers to the horrific school shooting in 2012 where 20 children and 6 adults died. It's dark wordplay based on a national tragedy. Now go tie your shoes, they're untied.