Violence jokes

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”

Can I pin your corpse to a tree?

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.

How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?

They slash them.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

This car in RC-XD.

What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.

Why do school shooters have the best shots?

They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"

POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

:me😐

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."