I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Violence Jokes
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
