Violence jokes
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.