Violence jokes
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.