Violence jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!