Violence jokes
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."