Violence jokes
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?