Violence jokes
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday. Let's just say I quit my job as a butcher.