Violence jokes
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender.