Violence jokes
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Damn.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.