Violence jokes
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?
A penguin in a blender.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Slit your wrists.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.