Violence jokes
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Memes
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.