Violence jokes

How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?

It depends on how thin you slice them.

What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?

His arse.

Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna

Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.

Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

Not like they can tell their parents.

What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?

Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.

How to cure boredom:

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?

Shoot kids in them ;)

A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”

Can I pin your corpse to a tree?

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."