Violence jokes
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.