What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
Violence Jokes
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
