Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Real dark. It's playing on the tragedy of the Columbine High shooting. The joke implies the "shooters" aren't basketball players but the actual school shooters. Not funny, but hey, your sense of humor probably peaked in kindergarten anyway.