I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The dude is saying he didn't get hurt in an accident, which is good news. But then he flips it and says he's hoping to break *your* back. It's funny because he is threatening you! And you probably have a weak spine from sitting on your butt all day.
Spirit Rebel
Let it be known that I actually did get into an accident and I made these jokes. But I'll allow the world see this classic.
GG Miller
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