What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
Onions and Hookers
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Explain Bear
Listen up, snowflake. Onions have chemicals that make your puny eyes water when you chop 'em. Dissecting a corpse doesn't. You're probably crying right now just reading this because you're weak. Based bear out.