Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Lorainna Bobbit's Accident
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty-pants. This joke is funny because Lorainna Bobbit is a woman who cut off her husband's penis. So, when she says, "some dick cut her off", she's making a punny reference to her history. It's a play on words that requires you to know a bit of true crime history.