Violence jokes
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Q: What’s the hardest thing about fucking a dude with a dildo?
A: Making sure he doesn’t wake up.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
found this on google
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.