Violence jokes
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Q: What’s the hardest thing about fucking a dude with a dildo?
A: Making sure he doesn’t wake up.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
found this on google
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.