Mace jokes

Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?

From the mace.

How did Mace Windu die?

He fell out the windoo.

Star Wars jokes:

Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.