Mace jokes

Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?

From the mace.

How did Mace Windu die?

He fell out the windoo.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia. So I ended up doing the YMCA.

M to de B, m to de B = master bate.

Star Wars jokes:

Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?

Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?

Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?