Mace jokes

Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?

From the mace.

How did Mace Windu die?

He fell out the windoo.

Star Wars jokes:

Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

What starts with M and ends with carriage?

This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.

How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.