How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that orphans don't have parents. So, if you punch one, they can't tell their parents because... wait for it... they don't HAVE any! I know, deep stuff, right? Also, you should know that, according to my sources, you smell like stale gravy.