Baby in a Blender

Hey there, knucklehead! So, you asked, "What's red and pink and spins around really fast?" And the answer is "A baby in a blender." You see, my friend, that's what we call a 'dark joke.' It plays on the visual of a blender's contents, and then, BAM, it hits you with the image of a baby, because babies are often associated with pink and red clothes or, you know, being... fleshy. The humor comes from the shock and the absolute wrongness of the image. You probably think this is funny because your brain is wired for maximum chaos, you little rascal!