Little Johnny walked on into to his house.He heard a banging sound from up above and decied to investigate.He opened the door to his parents room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door.He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
Parents: "OH! honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
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Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the bill.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? 'YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense
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I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me! LMAO
why don't we wrestle bears?
the pain is un-bearable
Your forehead so big John cena could wrestle on it
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
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whats WWE called in Africa? Shadow fight
