Wrestling jokes

Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!

My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.

Why don't we wrestle bears?

The pain is un-bearable.

What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?

Cross country.

What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

What's WWE called in Africa?

Shadow fight.

Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"

Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.

Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?

Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.

One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.

No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.

His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.

One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."

The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."

The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.