Use jokes
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.