Shakespeare jokes

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?” Why can’t he just speak plain English?

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?

"To be and not to be."

What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?

“To be or nut to be.”

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?

Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.

Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."

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