Shakespeare jokes
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?” Why can’t he just speak plain English?
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
William
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
