Shakespeare

Shakespeare Jokes

Pencil

Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?

Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.

Girlfriend

When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

Memes

Pencil

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

Movie

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

Bee

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

Nut

What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?

“To be or nut to be.”

Playwright

The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."

Line

The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”

Why can’t he just speak plain English?