Why did Shakespeare only write using quills? Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare? -- To be and not to be.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
hamLET deez nuts go into your moueth?? 😂😂😂😂😂
What is cats and dogs's favourite story and movie? Romeow and Drooliet!
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use Shake-spears.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line? “To be or nut to be.”
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy
