Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. This joke is saying that Catholics invented baptism to clean sex toys. Get it? It's funny because religion and sex don't usually mix... just like you and common sense.
Anonymous
Actually we wash them before we use them. It is Protestants who wash them after.