Time

Anonymous

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

Animal

Anonymous

at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I’m a butcher

Puns

Jon

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Animal

Collin

on a date me - "I get to work with animals all day" her - "How sweet! What do you do?" me - “I’m a butcher.”

Difference

Anonymous

Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?

Her: What?

Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

Alabama

Anonymous

Visiting Alabama Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

Site

el sicko

What is a pedophile’s favourite dating site? Kinder

Girl

Anonymous

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

Atom

Anonymous

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK

Girl

Anonymous

What’s the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

Bus

Anonymous

Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date

Square

B-rett

Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?

Because he was 2 squared.

Cow

Anonymous

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

Legs

Anonymous

stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can’t believe she stood him up

Name

Anonymous

I used to date a girl named Ruth but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.

Night

Death&Decay

went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

She said, “Oh, how sweet. What do you do?” I said, “I’m a butcher.”

Dyslexic

Anonymous

They told me I’d never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely

Gold

Anonymous

You should never date a prospector. They’re all just gold diggers.

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