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on a date me - "I get to work with animals all day" her - "How sweet! What do you do?" me - “I’m a butcher.”

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I’m a butcher

I used to date a girl named Ruth but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.

What’s the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

Why can’t pooh bear catch a date. Because he is always talking about his honey.

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies

Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.

I’m 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with “you’re a paedophile!” and “you sick F…!” Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!

What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can’t believe she stood him up

What’s the difference between a loser and a paper? A girl actually dates the paper.

What do you call mo on a dating website? tissue face

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

Knock, knock. Who’s there. My p.....

So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What’s the catch? Aigh there maytee thy catch o the day be crabs.