on a date me - "I get to work with animals all day" her - "How sweet! What do you do?" me - “I’m a butcher.”
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
I’m 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with “you’re a paedophile!” and “you sick F…!” Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What’s the catch? Aigh there maytee thy catch o the day be crabs.