at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I’m a butcher

on a date me - "I get to work with animals all day" her - "How sweet! What do you do?" me - “I’m a butcher.”

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

What is a pedophile’s favourite dating site? Kinder

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK

What’s the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

They told me I’d never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely

Visiting Alabama Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at

Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?

Because he was 2 squared.

What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

Him: What’s The Difference Between and

Her: What?

Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can’t believe she stood him up

I used to date a girl named Ruth but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date

Why can’t pooh bear catch a date. Because he is always talking about his honey.

I’m 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with “you’re a paedophile!” and “you sick F…!” Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!