on a date me - "I get to work with animals all day" her - "How sweet! What do you do?" me - “I’m a butcher.”
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
I’m 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with “you’re a paedophile!” and “you sick F…!” Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda’s (Commanders) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. “All I wanna do is Candle you”
(Lexa and Clarke from ‘The 100’ [ #LexaDeservedBetter ] R.I.P. Lexa…)
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn’t go well, because they couldn’t connect.
A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage, he replied," Yes I’m very happy. We go on date night every week. The other man asked when? She goes on wednesday and I go on thursday