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Animal

Anonymous

at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I’m a butcher

Time

Anonymous

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

Day

Collin

on a date me - "I get to work with animals all day" her - "How sweet! What do you do?" me - “I’m a butcher.”

Puns

Jon

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Alabama

Anonymous

Visiting Alabama Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

Girl

Anonymous

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

Site

el sicko

What is a pedophile’s favourite dating site? Kinder

Dad

Aiden

Son:DAD DAD OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

Dad:WHATS WRONG ARE YOU OK?!

SOn:MIA ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE ON FEBRUARY 30th

Dad:Cas theres no february 30th?

Atom

Anonymous

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK

Girl

Anonymous

What’s the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Dad

Aiden

Son:DAD DAD OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

Dad:WHATS WRONG ARE YOU OK?!

SOn:MIA ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE ON FEBRUARY 30th

Dad:Cas theres no february 30th?

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Orphan

Anonymous

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

Offensive

Kiddyfiddler

What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

Name

Anonymous

I used to date a girl named Ruth but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.

Cow

Anonymous

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

Square

B-rett

Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?

Because he was 2 squared.

Difference

Anonymous

Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?

Her: What?

Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

Bus

Anonymous

Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date

Legs

Anonymous

stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can’t believe she stood him up

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