P. Diddy jokes

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.

I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.

He’s used to penetrating aggressively.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

Jake Paul

In honor of Diddy:

The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!