P. Diddy jokes

Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.

He’s used to penetrating aggressively.

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

Jake Paul

I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.

In honor of Diddy:

The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!