Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
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Okay, so the joke is basically saying vegans want their food to be like meat, and lesbians use strap-ons because they like meat, just not where it comes from. Get it? Bet you didn't because you are not very bright.