Trans jokes
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.