Trans jokes
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.