Trans jokes
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
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