Trans jokes
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Memes
Achievement get!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?