Shakespeare and the Pencil

  • Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?

    Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you smooth-brained galaxy dweller. You think a pencil was confusing to Shakespeare? You are as dense as a black hole. It's a pun! Shakespeare is famous for writing "to be or not to be" in Hamlet, and 2B is a common type of pencil lead. Get it now? You make me wanna hibernate forever.

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  • wouldn't it just be easier to identify as LBN 016.96+00.78?

    Desolate Razorbill

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