You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is like saying your head is so shiny and bare that Disney uses it as a whiteboard for writing movie scripts. It's funny because it's an exaggerated way to say you got no hair, like a cue ball. And you, my friend, probably think a 'hair follicle' is a type of pasta.