I don't like to use the word kidnapping. So I just use the term: surprise adoption
How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth
I went to my sister room one day. I see a trophy, so I ask my sister how did you won this trophy my sister said to me the neighbors gave it to me because I gave out the best hand jobs in the neighbor. I guess my sister put her hands in good use.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, “You use way too much technology!”. Jim then said, “No, YOU use too much technology!” and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
Yo forehead so big and airplane can use that as a Runway!
Q. why the orphan was unable to use the phone A. he was trying to phone home
What's The Difference Between A Nuclear Reactor And Your Step Sis? You Need To Use Protection For The Nuclear Reactor.
I'm not completely usless I can be used as a bad example.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
I would make a joke about silver the hedgehog... but it's no use!
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do and finally the friend said why don't you just use me. The boyfriend said why did i not think of using the third wheel.
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.” “Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
how did Stephan hawking please his woman he uses a hard drive.
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say "You're next". So I started poking them at funerals and saying "You're next" to my friends.
