Toy jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a ball?

If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.

What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?

They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle. So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.

What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.

What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because they actually come back.

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.

Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.

Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

A man walked into a fleshlight and died.