Crowd Jokes

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

So the Pope slapped him.

I can hear the whole world booing me

At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next

This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women? A field of cotton waiting to be picked to be picked

What is long and black, the line at Popeyes

When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?

“Chip Chip Hooray”

The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.

What do you call a protest that gets crowded

Human trafficking

My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back

Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.” Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.

why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!

Two's company, cheese a crowd!

What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT

once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shelleriouse.

What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd? A hipster!

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.