Little Johnny's Mess

  • Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

    Little Johnny paints them black.

    Little Johnny went to a gun store.

    Little Johnny made a big mess.

    The cemetery people were getting paid.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. Little Johnny likes toy guns, right? Paints 'em black, which makes 'em look real. Then he goes to a GUN STORE. Big mess = he shot people. Cemetery folks get paid 'cause... well, people died and need burying. You probably didn't get it because you think ketchup is spicy.

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