Wheel jokes
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...