I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair. He couldn't stand a chance.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do and finally the friend said why don't you just use me. The boyfriend said why did i not think of using the third wheel.
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven".
The first guy says "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times". The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says "11 years and only once" and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says "20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart" and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse".
The guy looks up and says "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard"
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
What was Stephen Hawkins favorite childhood song? The wheels on the chair go round and round.....
“Wheel” all miss him, right?
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Becuase it's wheely wheely great!
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
A killer gone up to 5 people and kill 4 of them there were 2 couples and 1 3rd wheel the 5th one was left single out...
If a person in a wheel car runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run
