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Man

Anonymous

To the man in the wheel chair who stole my camouflage jacket, You can hide but you cant run.

Wife

Artemas

Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”.

The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes.

The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse".

The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”

Personal

ShadowTheRedUmbreon

If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can´t Run

Bus

Allan C.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Cannibal

Anonymous

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

Hand

Loser

How does Hellen Keller drive?

With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.

Chair

Anonymous

What was Stephen Hawkins favorite childhood song? The wheels on the chair go round and round…

Car

Anonymous

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Timmy looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car.” They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Susie looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car garage.” They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, “hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage.”

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, “what’s wrong?” Lil Susie says, “well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn’t fit so we cut them off.”

Fire

Anonymous

What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire

Hot wheels

Kid

Paralyzed Kid

My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”

Legs

Anonymous

What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder

Stephen hawking

Chair

Anomyous

When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender

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Girlfriend

R

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

Nut

Zane

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

Nut

5

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”

Kid

Wheelchair

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.

Fire

Anonymous

What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

Chair

PlastardBastrd

Stephen Hawking:

Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins Wheel Chair ?

A:) Tesla

Grass

John Doe

What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Girl

Anonymously dumb

a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”

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