Wheel jokes
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."