I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Wheel Jokes
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels ššššššš
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."
The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."
The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"
