Man

Anonymous

To the man in the wheel chair who stole my camouflage jacket, You can hide but you cant run.

Wife

Artemas

Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”.

The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes.

The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse".

The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”

Chair

ShadowTheRedUmbreon

If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can´t Run

Cannibal

Anonymous

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

Chair

Anonymous

What was Stephen Hawkins favorite childhood song? The wheels on the chair go round and round…

Green

John Doe

What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Fire

Anonymous

What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire

Hot wheels

Car

Anonymous

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Timmy looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car.” They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Susie looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car garage.” They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, “hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage.”

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, “what’s wrong?” Lil Susie says, “well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn’t fit so we cut them off.”

Hand

Loser

How does Hellen Keller drive?

With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.

Nut

Zane

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

Girlfriend

R

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

Nut

5

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”

Chair

PlastardBastrd

Stephen Hawking:

Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins Wheel Chair ?

A:) Tesla

Legs

Anonymous

What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder

Stephen hawking

Girl

Anonymously dumb

a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”

Fire

Anonymous

What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

Die

Anonymous

I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.

Jesus

Anonymous

How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.

Chair

Anomyous

When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender

Car

Anonymous

Q; Why don’t cars work after you change their wheels?

A: Because they’re retired

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