Sex toy jokes
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 馃樂 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 馃樂 on her dildo, but the mask 馃樂 keep falling off the dildo.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Do you know you鈥檙e supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that鈥檚 why Catholics invented baptism.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn鈥檛 want them.
Wouldn鈥檛 want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.