So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
You should always wash your sex toys, that’s why priest invented baptism.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating baptism.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
