Sex toy jokes
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?