Sex toy jokes
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.