Sex toy jokes

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

Where do babies get baptized?

So the priest can wash their sex toys.

Why was baptism invented?

How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?

You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.

Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?

I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.

It's important to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

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I'm still trying to think of an answer.

You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.

What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?

A dildo.

Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.

Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.

Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.

POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.

Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.