Sex toy jokes
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.