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Shrek and Donkey Visit

    • Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?

    His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.

    *Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*

    Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.

    LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!

    Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.

    Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?

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    • Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, numbskull! This joke is like a messed-up cartoon crossover. Little Brown Bear is a naughty kid, so Santa takes his stuff. Then Krampus, a mythical Christmas monster, shows up to eat him! But it's just Shrek and Donkey pranking him by pooping on the floor (ew!). Then Duggie pops in offering some sus Kool-Aid. Get it? No? I'm not surprised, you probably still think the Earth is flat.

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