Doll

Doll Jokes

Nazi

What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

A-doll Hitler!

Girl

(Girl) Do you ever blink?

(Doll) (No reply).

(Girl) You look like a mannequin!

(Doll) (No reply).

Memes

Barbie

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!

Girl

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

Ken

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

Barbie

Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"

Surgeon

What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷