Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
