Doll jokes
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims?
It blows itself up!!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.