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Depression

Anonymous

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

House

Funny

Did you know hellen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? Neither did she

Toy

IgotAsniperINmyPANTS

sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe

Puns

Doll

What is a doll’s favorite dog? A doll-matian.

Die

Noah

Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap

Die

Noah

Time for a random Terraria joke

Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap

Rabbit

Anonymous

Doc: can I help u? Girl: doctor I have pain in my heart? Doc: when did it begin? Girl: right now ( seeing hem like doll ). Doc: hh…do you like me? I know I am handsome… Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. U just look like someone I know. Doc: Who is that? Is ur boyfriend? Girl: No, it’s my pet ( rabbit) his name is Rokie.

Wig

Cancer

Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of nohair.

Surprise

Anonymous

What do you call dolls in a line? Barbie queuing.

Michael Jackson

Anonymous

Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mar had an ugly child together!!! I’m jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!

Kid

herbal

101 pedo jokes whys everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, its called women taking advantage, youl shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo’s who dont admit there like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why dont you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, ive been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, i know whats going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jelous coz your drink tastes like shit?, is it coz your shit though?, how many bids have you done?, shit 1million views, dont try bribe me, did the police give me snip?, hows my barbie doll or shall i say my little pony? the police beat fuck outta me, whats all these needle marks on my arm, i can tell you want something, whys everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web,

keep it going on lol

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