Doll jokes
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Memes
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Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.