Doll jokes
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️
Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims?
It blows itself up!!
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.