Doll

Doll jokes

Nazi

What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

A-doll Hitler!

Girl

(Girl) Do you ever blink?

(Doll) (No reply).

(Girl) You look like a mannequin!

(Doll) (No reply).

Memes

Barbie

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!

Girl

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

Ken

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.

Barbie

Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"

Surgeon

What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷