I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles
LBB- why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys Mummy
His mom- Maybe because your the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus- should’ve been better Little Bear
LLB -help Mummy he’s the Scratchy monster
Shrek- just kidding it’s not Krampus but indeeds Me and Black Donkey instead, and were going to poop on your floor
Duggie- hopefully Marvins doesn’t see us and by the way want some purplish koolaid
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Dying mall be like...
Toys were us
Goodbye kitty
Dying Canes
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
My mom has a toy that I see the all the girls and guys seem to play to play with and the toy is between my mom's legs.
You should watch Ryan toys review because he not mean hes very nice boy
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
