What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles
LBB- why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys Mummy
His mom- Maybe because your the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus- should’ve been better Little Bear
LLB -help Mummy he’s the Scratchy monster
Shrek- just kidding it’s not Krampus but indeeds Me and Black Donkey instead, and were going to poop on your floor
Duggie- hopefully Marvins doesn’t see us and by the way want some purplish koolaid
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
There is an afghan barbie; it’s a blow up doll
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
Dying mall be like...
Toys were us
Goodbye kitty
Dying Canes
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
My mom has a toy that I see the all the girls and guys seem to play to play with and the toy is between my mom's legs.
You should watch Ryan toys review because he not mean hes very nice boy
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
What is an orphan’s Least Favorite children’s game
House
So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
I like Christmas. It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay 😁
