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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It’s not dead or anything, it’s just too scared to nove

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? – A bi-polar-bear.

I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.

Why didn’t the bear go to college? – Because bears don’t go to college.

What do you call a bear without a ear?


Why isn’t a koala a bear? It doesn’t have the koalafications

It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth…

A. A gummy bear

Why can’t pooh bear catch a date. Because he is always talking about his honey.

Actually, It isn’t a bear joke, but bear with me here…

two men are hunting. one asks: did you ever hunt bear? the other one answers: no, but one time i went fishing in my shorts

whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’ meet all the koalifications!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? Because they dont meet the koalafications

why don’t we wrestle bears?

the pain is un-bearable

What do you call two bears jerking each other off?


What do you call a bear with no ears? A b. Yeah, that joke was unbearable.