A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It’s not dead or anything, it’s just too scared to nove
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
two men are hunting. one asks: did you ever hunt bear? the other one answers: no, but one time i went fishing in my shorts
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman ‘a pint of lager… and a packet of crisps’ The barman ‘ why the large pause’