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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It’s not dead or anything, it’s just too scared to nove

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? – A bi-polar-bear.

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth…

A. A gummy bear

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

two men are hunting. one asks: did you ever hunt bear? the other one answers: no, but one time i went fishing in my shorts

What do you call a bear without a ear?


Why isn’t a koala a bear? It doesn’t have the koalafications

Why didn’t the bear go to college? – Because bears don’t go to college.

Why can’t pooh bear catch a date. Because he is always talking about his honey.

Actually, It isn’t a bear joke, but bear with me here…

whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it

It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’ meet all the koalifications!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? Because they dont meet the koalafications

Knock knock Who’s there? Bear Bear who? Bear bum

A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman ‘a pint of lager… and a packet of crisps’ The barman ‘ why the large pause’