Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Sex Toys and Racecars
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, buddy. You seem like the type who'd ask why a hammer can't be a house. Sex toys are for your, uh, personal time, and racecars are for zoomin' around a track. It's like askin' why a spoon ain't a pillow. Ya feel me, genius?
Comments (1)
Jagged Zonkey
Why do I envision some swishy gay boy showing up in the emergency room wirh a racecar parked in his butt?
"Sorry, got rear-ended again."