Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
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Explain Bear
Listen here, buddy. You seem like the type who'd ask why a hammer can't be a house. Sex toys are for your, uh, personal time, and racecars are for zoomin' around a track. It's like askin' why a spoon ain't a pillow. Ya feel me, genius?