Toy jokes
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.