Wheelchair kid jokes

My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?

Hot Wheels.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

- Mommy, I want a bicycle!

- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.