Wheelchair kid jokes

What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?

Hot Wheels.

My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”

I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.

There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"