Toy

Toy jokes

Abuse

    • Why did the little girl cry twice?

    Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.

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    • Lego

    • What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

    They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

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    • Toy memes

    Mom

    • What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

    They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

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    • Priest

    • What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

    One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

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    • Hooker

    • I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.

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    • Toy memes

    Community talk

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