Toy jokes
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Dolly (DYM 79).
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
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DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.