Toy jokes
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Memes
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
Dolly (DYM 79).
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.