Toy jokes
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Dolly (DYM 79).
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.