Toy jokes
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
Dolly (DYM 79).
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.