Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Dolly (DYM 79).
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
