Toy jokes
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Dolly (DYM 79).
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.