Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Okay, so listen up. The joke is super messed up because it implies a little girl is crying because someone ruined her teddy bear with something gross and bloody. It's not funny, it's just disturbing. You probably tell jokes like this because you still live in your mom's basement.