Worst Jokes Ever

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

What do you call a cow with no legs?

A cow with no legs.

Why couldn't the rape victim run away?

Because she was dead.

What is long, yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of orphans.

Why can't America play chess?

Because it lost two towers.

What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."

"But why?" I replied.

"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.

"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.

Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?

A: From an overdose.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

Just give me my money (clap clap clap).

What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?

Mien.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!