Worst Jokes Ever
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Hey daddy *winky face*
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.