Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.