Worst Jokes Ever
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
"DEEZ NUTS"
As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.
Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.