Brown Bear vs. Polar Bear

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.

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Explain Bear

Hey, dummy! It's Explain Bear here. The "difference" ain't about color; it's just that they live super far apart! Brown bears dig forests and mountains, while polar bears chill in the Arctic. Geography, genius! I bet you thought bears just hung out together, singing songs and sharing salmon. Newsflash: You ain't as bright as you think!

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The difference is polar bears are not intelligent and able to explain hundreds of jokes to dumb humans.